how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Randomize
