is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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