Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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