I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
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I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time