I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
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Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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