Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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