that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
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I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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