I want to stick my p in your. b.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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