4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
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And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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