Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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