D3 body, D1 cock
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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