His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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