Do you still have your period?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Come see our sink grown plant.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
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On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize