In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Randomize
