operation have a gay friend backfired
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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