Your favorite bartender is back from prision
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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