So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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