shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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