wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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