Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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