There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
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why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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