Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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