Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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