that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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