At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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