Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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