i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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