If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
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She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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