The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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