Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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