Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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