I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
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I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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