i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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