Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
where does the pee come out of this thing
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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