he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
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she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
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And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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