hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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