ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
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