i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
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the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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