She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
There r osticjed everywhere
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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