Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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