Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
My penis needs a shock collar
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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