i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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