Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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