Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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