The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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