I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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