It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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