so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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