After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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