How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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