Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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