So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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