even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
We were destined to go to rehab together
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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